my father texted these to me.
I can’t believe shadow the hedgehog is fucking dead
COLLEGE OF GENERAL STUDIES — Boston University student Jim Borden (CGS ‘14) created quite a panic in class yesterday when he accidentally glued his right hand to the left side of his face.
“I was in the middle of gluing together my macaroni poster,” Borden said, referring to a recent…
Please tell me the comments you get are satirical in themselves and this is all one big meta-joke.
“Works at tumblr” and “Went to Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry”
“fluent in sarcasm”
I’ll take attention starved for 400 Alex.
One of these days I’ll be in Wicklow, maybe Dublin, or Ballyfermot. That sounds pretty good right now.
i wonder what marketing for penile cancer would look like?
“I LOVE PENIS”
“SAVE THE PENISES”
and if women wore some of their shirts or bracelets, they would be seen as whores or sluts or asking for it, maybe even resulting in rape, but when men wear “save the boobies” or “save second base” shirts, they are applauded for caring about a human being by yet again sexualizing a serious illness.
HOW UNSETTLING IS THAT
Save the prostate is more PC I guess.
Are you telling me that Peach from “Finding Nemo” is a GIRL?
I THOUGHT PEACH WAS A GUY.
FOR. NINE. YEARS.
It’s Blue’s Clues all over again….
starfish change gender when convenient to them
So do clownfish. Enjoy watching Finding Nemo again.
Seriously though, you exile Cimon AND THEN ASK HIM TO MAKE A TREATY AS SOON AS HE COMES BACK?